things school never teach me that tumblr did!!
- john lock feels
- epic nic cage meme
- it is WRONG to homophobic!!
- doctor wh
- always reblog the daddie
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listen Pal, how you got your web brand is your business and how i got my web brand is mine, so put away the No More Tears and get back to crying online
what the fuckare you trying to insinuate here? listen you motherless scumfucker, i cry hard, and i cry all day. my tear ducts are INCREDIBLY muscular and if you want to be fucking destroyed you’re welcome to face me babymano a babymano in the Crying Shack
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Down Town Abbey
One day all the rich people were live in the Englands Castle which was call Down Town Abbey. Down Town Abbey was so rich the walls of Castle were made from money notes!
“It is good to have riches!” the rich people say, as their slaves bring them coffee. But the slaves where slow to bringing Coffee!
“Bring coffee faster!” the rich people yell, as they throw eggs at slaves as a punishment.
Suddenly, Churchill ran through door!
“Down Town Abbey there is emergency and we must evacute using Spitfire!” Churchill yell!
“Oh no” rich people say, as they go outside and get in Churchill plane and it flew into the clouds.
Plane was driving in the sky, when suddenly Churchill made wrong turn and they smash into England Palace and it explode!
“MY PALACE IS DESTROY!” the queen yell as she danube out from broken building, “MY PALACE WAS MAKE OF SOLID GOLD AND NOW YOU OWE ME MILLION DOLLARS!”
“Oh no,” rich people say sad as the palace explode again!
“Winston Churhill it is you who have destroy my Palace! YOU ARE FIRED and you are not president ANY MORE!” the queen yell
“OH NO!” Churchill yell, as his leader title danubed away.
“Also I own Down Town Abbey now and you are all kick OUT,” the queen yell and she evict rich people and Churchill from Down Town Abbey.
The people of Englands went to Down Town Abbey and made blew it up as revenges for the Palace explosions, and the queen made rich people and Churchill build 20 new palaces.
yourname@yahoo.com Can Be Yours!
By Jay Rossiter, SVP, Platforms
Over the last few months, we’ve made exciting changes to some of your favorite Yahoo! products, like Flickr, Mail, Weather, the Homepage and Search. Today, I’m excited to share with you our next big push: we want to give our loyal users and new folks the opportunity to sign up for the Yahoo! ID they’ve always wanted.
If you’re like me, you want a Yahoo! ID that’s short, sweet, and memorable like albert@yahoo.com instead of albert9330399@yahoo.com. A Yahoo! ID is not only your email address, it also gives you access to content tailored to your interests – like sports scores for your favorite teams, weather in your hometown, and news that matters to you.
So, how are we making these Yahoo! IDs available? We’re freeing up IDs, that have been inactive for at least 12 months, by resetting them and giving them a fresh start. In mid July, anyone can have a shot at scoring the Yahoo! ID they want. In mid August, users who staked a claim on certain IDs can come to Yahoo! to discover which one they got.
What if you haven’t logged into Yahoo! for over a year, but want to keep your Yahoo! ID? It’s easy. All you have to do is log on to any Yahoo! product before July 15th.
We’ve got a lot more in store that will make your everyday routines even more inspiring. We’re happy to have you as a part of the Yahoo! community!
